Mark's Poetry Corner

"The Skin"

The Skin
It is a Sin
It does not win
It makes me barf
The skin says "arf"
The skin is Tina
She is meana
She's not pretty
She thinks she skinny
Her back fat jiggles
Her butt
It wiggles
Her back fat bulges
That is the Skin
It make me hurl
and my stomack whirls

Contributed by: Erin

"The Pop"

The Pop
It's top
You can't get better
you wrap i in your sweater
It get warm
Then it storms

Contributed by: Erin & Mark

"Buddie"

His name is Buddie
He is a tubby
Hes also a bear
without underware

Contributed by: Faith, Erin & Mark

"Song For the Dead"

You died
Now your dead
You had a heart attack
or something wrong with your head

Verse 2
You smelled like s***
Now your burried
in a pit

Contributed by: Geoffrey

"Gas"

Gas, Gas
You can put it in your car
You can use it
to light your guitar
Gas, Gas
Can come from your a**

Contributed by: Geoffrey

"About Grass"

Grass, Grass
Can tickle you a**

Contributed by: Geoffrey

"A Second Version of 'About Grass'"

Grass, Grass
Can tickle your a**
If you shove it up my a**
I will kick your a**

Contributed by: Brett & Bryan